Let me get this straight....in two weeks you created a corporate training empire based on caricatures of Eastern philosophy and bullshit feel good catchphrases....
Yes.
And then you "certified' a bunch of ex-corporate "true believer" types to teach this stuff so you and your brother wouldn't have to do the actual work.
Correct.
Add a secret mountain hideout, bad accents and a bunch of uniformed minions and I would consider the whole thing a success.
Now you're just being silly. "Minions" would be kinda cool though....
