Ok, to make a long story short, I volunteered you to help us with some events the Catholic Gardening Council is sponsoring.
The FIRST event a volunteered you for is to be a clown at one of our evening events....
Was that really necessary?
It was supposed to go*BAMF!* I screwed it up. But I guess you wouldn't know about that or the X-Men since they only have a vague and unexplored relationship to the principles of Catholic Gardening.