You don't know what you are talking about! The suburban press has always been after me as Mayor of Detroit! This 'new' stuff is a media witchhunt. It's ancient history!!
Ancient Historoy?! How abut corruption, kickbacks, conspiracy and the suspicious deaths of two strippers who danced at your....
This just in, a friend or Britney Spears says that Brit has "mental issues!"
More details plus pretty graphics, interviews with a bunch of nobodies and constant prayer that she will kick the bucket to start the impending media frenzy at 11! Now back to your regular program.
