As part of your training to go inside Pat Robertson's brain you must sign an agreement not to disclose anything you MAY find in there to the public.
Ok....
This includes any inflated belief he is God's spokesman, Viagra addiction, "Naughty Meter Readers 4", Vodka for breakfast, Sarah Palin warm pudding fantasies, clown porn...
Any questions so far? I've got about about 20 more pages of this stuff.