...so yes, we bombed the shit out of Syria. They deserved it and it distracts you bozos. Gotta get them poll numbers up.
I know some might say this will upset our Russian masters...um, sorry. ALLIES. We say no. Here's proof! All the way from Moscow, give it up for Vlady PootieTang Puuuuutin!
We will break you.
Um, that's Abe Vigoda....and isn't he dead?? I'm more than creeped out right now...
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