Brace yourself. This "candidate" should be interesting.
Look, it might be nothing. The "new" Pimp, Chicken of Destiny, one of the HeroVille guys...that's the way jokes play out around here. How bad could it be?
*(Actual quotes from the Dark One....)
Shit.
I love a gun fight. Alot of people are saying I look like an alcoholic but I'm pissed right now and so I really don't care.*