Chuck, Helena has gone into hiding. She's not responding to our calls and she refuses to talk to her mother.
She's, like, being silly.
It's her mother.
Helena and I were, like, never romantically involved. Besides her reaction to me telling her about playing "Find the Bunnyhole" with her mom was, like, a bit crazy.
This is some mad crazy revenge shit on your part isn't it?
Yep and her moms fucks like a greased weasel so...
