Incoming EPA Administrator Chuck Brown was chased out of a Waffle House last night by angry patrons and staff.
"We can't have that kind of person in here." manager and owner Mindi Bigbottom said in a prepared statement. "You have to stand up for what is right. Fuck civility."
It was later revealed that Brown was not asked to leave because of his association with Trump but instead because he ordered maple syrup with his french fries...
