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by Riotmoon
10-22-08
In a world they felt was steadily going to ****, Delmar and Greg once day decided to the simplest and most effective way to cope with a world slipping out of their control was to go rat-**** insane:
I tell you, life was so much easier when I was Jesus Christ, eating paste under the sink in Kindergarten. People respected me then, even when I ****ed all over my nap-mat.
SAY HEY MOMMA SEE THE WAY YOU MOVE! GON' MAKE YOU SWAET GON' MAKE YOU GROOVE!
It was beleived that somewhere in their insane ramblings THE TRUTH could be found.
I think I might be on fire right now.
Y'know what I want to see right now? A horny movie of a nekkid woman making a sandwich, then crushing it with her ample derriere. My "nips" harden in anticipation . . .
Other, less biased observes thought this was probably a load of bull**** and they were just babbling lunatics.
I have six children! SIX! And a bagel I call Burl Ives. Also, I am a millionaire and a wiener salesman! And I can't put my arm down!
Melissa, you gotta listen to me. One time, okay see, one time, I sang a song about a honky-tonk whilst ****ing a butterchurn. Man, that was the BEST Sunday School EVER.
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