Hey, Bernie, you remember the days when Dark Gods of the Netherworld got some respect? Damn it, that was back when men were fucking MEN!
Ayyyyyyup.
And you remember our annual Christmas parties when we'd get drunk and photocopy our asses and bag secretaires?
Ayyyyyyup.
And do you remember that time you passed out on the couch and I whipped my dick out and put it next to your face and took Polaroids and pssed 'em around to the office?
Yep . . .by the way, how's the wife and kids, Donnie? Your stupid slut wife is bitching and moaning for child support on those 15 bastard chlidren I sired with her while you were making me look gay.
