You know. . .I think that pink donkey is randomly taking over people's minds and bodies and sticking his head up my ass. . .it's the third time today and I just GOT UP!
When I hammer the nail in HERE, I piss myself. I feel very warm.
Surprise Element
Speaking of which . . .for a stick figure. . .you have a great ass. . .sure would like to. . .
Little does he know I've already driven a nail into my "shit myself" center, blocking his angle of attack. . .what a clever pinhead I am. I must remember to mastrubate congratulatorily later.
Punchline
Wait. . .uhm. . .what was I saying?
Fuck if I know, bitch. . .I'm trying to figure out why my hammer smells like shit. Then I'm gonna stick a can of whipped cream in my nose.
