Captain Gruntass in "The Old Man And The Sea"

Author: Riotmoon

Date: September 9, 2003

by Riotmoon
9-09-03
The sea. My big blue, wobbly, misteress what lets me trawl a boat in her voluptous navel. 'Tis said the sea has no memory, and I wish I didn't either.
F'risntance I wish I had no memory of my parents life as sex clowns and my brother, Captain Junkass, who's a superhero. Oh to be, one with the sea, as one as a man running a floating brothel can be.
Sure do sir! You're fucking insane!
Do you understand me meaning, Ms. McBreasts?