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by Riotmoon
10-03-01
Tonight, on a very special "Family Ties"
Hi Mom! It's me, your fucking retarded, inbred cousin/brother/clone. I just found out my asshole is a Slurpee machine. Care for one?
FUCK! He knows! I can kill him. . .or devour the evidence. . .
When family isn't enough and love is difficult . . .
I have "Hand's been in my sweaty crotch flavor!"
Er. . .well. . .what flavors do you have?
There's only one thing!
That's OK. . .I shit in your Slurpee anyway.
Very good son? Your sweaty crotch smells and tastes a lot like lilac! But I'm going to devour you now, anyway. . .yummy yummy yummy. . .got bastard kid in my tummy. . .

 

by Riotmoon
10-03-01
The SFA2 Sodom Memorial Episode
HAT!
TO REAR!
EIGHT SIR!
DO COIN SHOW!
CHEST OH!
IT COOL ZONE!

 

by Riotmoon
10-03-01
Conundrum:
You know. . .I think that pink donkey is randomly taking over people's minds and bodies and sticking his head up my ass. . .it's the third time today and I just GOT UP!
When I hammer the nail in HERE, I piss myself. I feel very warm.
Surprise Element
Speaking of which . . .for a stick figure. . .you have a great ass. . .sure would like to. . .
Little does he know I've already driven a nail into my "shit myself" center, blocking his angle of attack. . .what a clever pinhead I am. I must remember to mastrubate congratulatorily later.
Punchline
Wait. . .uhm. . .what was I saying?
Fuck if I know, bitch. . .I'm trying to figure out why my hammer smells like shit. Then I'm gonna stick a can of whipped cream in my nose.

 

by Riotmoon
10-03-01
Meanwhile back at Dr. Pickle-Dick's Funtime Abortion Clinic:
"Dear Shithead. . .no one loves you. You are the Angel Of Death and must climb up a bell tower with a high-powered rifle" How'd THEY get my name?
Hey, fucktard. . .did my Playboy come yet? I'm tiching to see some spread, puckered female assholes!
No, sorry, Shit-stain. . .didn't see any Playboys except for the one I had to wipe my ass with . .
FUCKING BITCH! I LIVE for my Playboys! I'm a fucking talkin squirrel. . .my options are limited. . .all I can DO is sit around the house and get high. . .you fucking cockweasel. . .I oughta. . .
Ten seconds later . . .
Jesus, Shit-stain. . .did you HAVE to shove my legs up my ass like that?
Goddamn right, bitch, don't fuck with Kung-Fu Grip . . .now I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend with those "D" batteries ya bought. . .

 

by Riotmoon
10-03-01
I eat brains. For JESUS.
Oh no. . .I must resist these asshole Christ-zombies. . .but I only have 3 nails. . .must think quick.
I eat brains. For JESUS.
FUCK! Wrong person. . .fucking stick figures look all alike. . .shit. . .
I eat brains. For JESUS.
I eat brains. For JESUS.

 

by Riotmoon
10-03-01
And now, for some good news. . .
What?
Good news!
Fuckin-A!
I don't need surgery for my hemorroids, you squidfaced tentacle fucker! Doc said they weren't that serious!
Does that meen I get to ream you out and make your asshole whistle tonight?
FUCK NO! "Touched By an Angel" is on!

 

by Riotmoon
10-03-01
I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast!
He's Speed Racer and he drives real fast!
I'm a big pirate and I like to steal!
He's a big pirate and he likes to steal
I'm a Barbie Doll and I like sex!
He's a Barbie doll and he likes sex. . .er. . .OH SHIT!

 

by Riotmoon
10-03-01
This is Drugs:
Fuck man. . .I'm high as a motherfucker. . .this LSD laced paper is the SHIT. . .I can taste the colours. . .
Hmmm. . .Stinky Nailhead's high. . .I can take advantage of this. . .
This is your brain on drugs:
AAAIEEEE! Jesus, Jill, don't do that. . .I'm fucked-up
Stinky. . .watch THIS. . .YAAAAARGH! I AM YOG-SOTHOH, AND YOUR WORLD IS MINE. . .IT EXISTS IN MY ASSSSSSSS. . .BLAAAAARGH!
This is Panel #3:
Get out. . .GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HEAD, YOG-SOTHOH!
Actually Stinky, I always looked like this. It just seemed a good time to tell you when you were fucked-up.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
Rule #1
The first rule of beaver-shaving. . .you do NOT talk about shaved beaver!
I can DIG IT, Shaft!
Rule #2
The second rule of . . .shit, my leg's stuck. . .
I'll hit it with this twig.
Anytime, Ladies. . .
Hey, fuck you, pal. . .I got D-Batteries stuck up there. . .when I find that fucking Squirrell . .
It's not a twig. It's a nose hair.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
In an abandoned field full of Goats in Roanoke Rapids NC
That was fun, Binky. . .but my Spike Lee Sense tells me someone's in trouble! This looks like a job for. . .
I. . .feel. . .so. . .ashamed. . .
TIME BISCUT MAN!
YEAH! Beat the bad guys in the past and destroyed the world in the present! I guess everything DOES work out if you let it!
Just. . .please. . .don't. . .come near me. . .

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
People Laughing . . .
Hi Chester. . .what's shaking?
I'm burning a hole in your head with my MIND!
People Smiling . . .
Hi Stinky. . .what's going down?
Fucking your mom, as usual.
And I've been waiting such a long tiiiime. . .
Hi Billy . . .what are you thinking about?
My father touched my butt hole. . .and now I thirst for knowledge.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
Sure, you may THINK I'm a small fry now, but I'm taking SMACK (tm) and pretty soon. . .
I'll be so big, so fucked up, and so broke . . .
So a "hammered shit skag hag" motif?
. . .that I'll look like THIS!

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
A typical day in Fistfuck, NC:
HEY! Check out my stylin' new jakcet! I look so fucking good, I make your mother wet.
BullSHIT, man. . .that jacket only makes you look even gayer than usual. . .and your mom was with ME last night, you vegetable homo.
Bullshit! My mom was with Cthulu last night. . .and I'm not a fag . . .I just like the occasional cucumber in my asshole.
Fucktard, do I have to spell it out for you?
Goddamnit. . .Mom just can't keep her hands off of the fucking Ancient Demon Gods. Fucking whore.
I AM Cthulu. . .you hollow-brained cucumber fucker.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
After a busy day at school . . .
I saw Santa's pee-pee!
Good Afternoon, dearie. . .did you enjoy your Christmas Presents?
And I also got possessed my a demon!
Dear, you did NOT see Santa's pee-pee. That was your Daddy (I think) and he ALWAYS forgets his pants after too much Night Train . . .and you did NOT get possessed
Who's possessed now, BITCH!??!
Damn it. . .now she's set me on fire. . .of all the times to have to take a piss. . .

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
Following the completion of another dazziling adventure through time and space, TIME BISCUT MAN basks in the adultaion of the masses. . .
Thank you, TIME BISCUT MAN! You've saved Earth from being destroyed by a rogue meteor AND fucked up the timestream to allow for a mutant rabbit takeover!
A WINNER IS ME!
What do you plan to do now?
FUCK SHEEP!
WHAAAAT? Jesus, TIME BISCUT MAN. . .you're a sheepfucking loser!
Fuck off, bunnyfucker.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
On maneuvers outside of Fistfuck, NC . . .
Stay close men! The enemy could be anywhere!
Uhm, who IS the enemy, anyway?
Uhm. . .I thought you knew.
Fuck if I know, man. I just joined up because I could be gay and carry a gun. I've seen so many asses I dunno which ones to fuck and which ones to pop a cap in.
Jesus Christ, Ted, I really wish you'd keep that shit to yourself.
Hey, FUCK YOU, Eddie, or was that someone else's dick in my ass last night?

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
Hey, Bernie, you remember the days when Dark Gods of the Netherworld got some respect? Damn it, that was back when men were fucking MEN!
Ayyyyyyup.
And you remember our annual Christmas parties when we'd get drunk and photocopy our asses and bag secretaires?
Ayyyyyyup.
And do you remember that time you passed out on the couch and I whipped my dick out and put it next to your face and took Polaroids and pssed 'em around to the office?
Yep . . .by the way, how's the wife and kids, Donnie? Your stupid slut wife is bitching and moaning for child support on those 15 bastard chlidren I sired with her while you were making me look gay.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
Saturday Night in the town of Fistfuck, NC. . .and Shit-stain the Happy Squirrel is trying to get his groove on
Hi! I'm JUST drunk enough to think your doughy tired ass is sexy. . .wanna go someplace private and let me root around in your various orifices?
You know. . .I haven't had a rodent in my ass since the prayer breakfast last Sunday, but . . .nahh. . .I promised my husband I'd let him see if he didn't drop his keys down my vagina last Thursday.
Hi, Bulbous Head Evil Eyed Woman. . .ever made it with a muff-diver hairier than your own muff?
Fuck off, squirrel-shit. I'm goin' home with Cthulu tonight! He's a demon god who knows how to treat a woman right!
Hey, Shit-stain. . .heard you were looking for an ass to crawl into tonight . . .here, climb in!
*sighs* Well, I WAS holding out for a woman. . .but fuck it, I'm too drunk to care.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
It's a balmy Friday afternoon in Fistfuck, NC and as always, things is goin' down . . .
Hiya, Stinky Hammerhead! What's shakin'? Besides me, anyways. . .
Can't talk right now, God of Booze. I'm experimenting with a new remedy for constipation.
It looks like you;re hammering nails into your head. Then again, I AM so drunk I'm seeing elves march out of my nostrils.
Nahh. . .you must be a little sober. . .I AM hammering nails into my head. . .ahhh yeah. . .I love peeing on myself. . .it's almost maternal warmth. . .
You just pissed yourself? So did I! Don;t ya love that relaxation and the feeling of warmth?
Yup, and I just triggered the "shit" lobe of my brain. Hot chcolate here I come. . .and there it goes. . .I feel warm. And like I have a pound of brownies in my undies.

 

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
Answering the deeper questions of life. . .
You know what I hate? I hate it when you're walking in the park and a leprechaun pisses on your leg and runs away laughing.
Ah hates that shit tew, pardner!
You know what I hate? Finding out you were secretly posing as your imaginary friend and going into the imaginary porno business.
Golly mister! I hate that gosh-darned fucking shit too!
You know what I hate? Morning tentacle wood when you have to piss.
I hate that crap myself, man. . .got any loose feces I can root around in?

 

by Riotmoon
10-06-01
It's a balmy Sunday morning in Fistfuck, NC
Oh SURE Mom, loads of fun. . .I can;t imagine anything more wonderful than spending two hours locked in a metal coffing with a delusional psychotic like you.
Hey sweetie! Pile your chubby fat-camp washout ass into the car! We're going to go on a drive! Won't that be FUN!
Oh, for CHRIST'S sake, ma. . .
Are you saying you DON'T want to go on a car ride with me. . .Oh I can remember when you loved to go riding with your mother, even when I had to lure you to the car with candy .. . .
Y'know Mom, being around you is like being fucked in stab wounds by mad dogs.
That's nice, dear, now get in the fucking car before I have to get the lead pipe.

 

by Riotmoon
10-06-01
I turned into a Roach! For JESUS!
JESUS must like you very much to turn you into a roach!
Honestly, y'know, I'm not quite sure. I think it has more to do with the total dehuminazation of the individual self reduced to its base instincts symbolized in the lowest of insect life.
Nonsense! JESUS made you a roach so you can dispose of my garbage in a natural way!
That's it, Tom. . .tonight I scurry down your mouth and lay my eggs in your chest. My revenge will be something outta "Alien."
Y'know, I've never seen it. Is JESUS in it?

 

by Riotmoon
10-06-01
And now, a public service . . .
In twenty seconds I will start a comic that will decry the appropriation of other people's works to make some dumbass joke.
Hurm. And he'll be a hypocrite for doing it.
Yeah, I mean, how many times is this fucking hack gonna re-order his "fucks," "shits," and other colourful adjectives into some lame three-panel joke?
Hurm. Kovacs does not know. Rorshach does not now. . .10:21 a.m. Dead dog on road . . .
Hey, knock that fucking shit off, Inkblot boy. You did NOT see a dead dog this morning. . .you at my house eating all my shit up and never getting off the phone till 5 a.m.
Hurm. Is true. Ran dead dog over with own car.

 

by Riotmoon
10-06-01
Jesus Christ man. . .how many times do I have to see you stroking that cat with that fucked-up cranked up look on your face, Greenblatt?
As many times as I fucking feel like. I love cats.
Well, y'know, there's nothing wrong with that, but geez. . .you're ALWAYS carrying him. Even to the bathroom. It's weird.
Well, son, I didn't want to tell you this, but I'm really the cat. Greenblatt is just a robot and I work the controls by licking his nipples through his shirt.
I hope you fucking die, Dad.
That's one of the reasons I claim you son. . .you're stupid enough to lie to.

 

by Riotmoon
10-06-01
Because no one demanded it. . .
Y'know what I hate? Finding out someone's replaced the tip of your penis with Ronald Regan's head.
I hate that too, son. . .and I was castrated in the Great Clown War of 98!
Y'know what I hate? I hate it when you pee on yourself, and there you are, enjoying the warm feeling, and then someone points and laughes because you were preaching at church at the time!
Arf Arf! I hate that fucking bullshit too! Wanna sniff my ass?
Y'know what I hate? I hate it when the guy who fucked you up the ass at a party because he was so drunk he thought you were his girlfriend breaks up with you via mail.
. . .That was yew?

 

by Riotmoon
10-26-01
Do You Have Dream?
My dream in life if to grow a big afro for bats to live in!
My dream is to fill this cup full of my own urine strained through a cofee stirrer!
My dream is to be a sound effect in a porno comic!
My dream is to grow a big rubber penis between my eyeballs!
My dream is to have a show where I lick my balls and ass for 30 minutes on Kids WB!
Yeah, my dream is to lick your balls and anus for thirty--uh-oh. . .

 

by Riotmoon
10-26-01
I love bread!
JESUS Died for your bread!
I always liked bread!
JESUS Died for your bread!
All right, goddammit, how about if I eat fucking nails and a hammer . . .you've said the SAME FUCKING THING this whole play!
JESUS Died with your nails!

 

by Riotmoon
10-26-01
In a world where truth is elusive . . .
When I fart, earthquakes rock southern Saigon!
When I urinate, it burns.
In a world where one man's honesty is another man's lie . . .
Once I stuck my finger up my ass and rooted around. I kinda liked it. Finger smelled like shit, tho. Wonder why?
When I take a shit, I bleed.
We have. . .these two guys.
I collect porno fiction involving Regis Philbin fucking Kelly Ripa in the ass on live TV.
I haven;t had an erection since the Ford Administration.

 

by Riotmoon
10-26-01
We join TIME BISCUT MAN in the throes of mortal combat with one of his deadliest enemies he hasn;t met yet.
Halt, shit-for-brains evil-doer! TIME BISCUT MAN is here to stop your evil plan, you sprite-ripped peice of lineart!
Eat it, Sheepfucker! I am Dark Ted . . .Taste my Dark Muffins of Doom!
TIME BISCUT MAN takes up Dark Ted's offer and EATS A MUFFIN!
Don't mind if I. . .uh-oh! Spike Lee Sense. . .not working. . .perception. . .failing. . .I'm. . .getting HIGH!
Hee hee hee! My plan proceeds apace! Now to destroy his psyche once and for all!
ooooh. . .hey baby! I sure like that stool you're sitting on. . .mind if I be your stool?
That's it TIME BISCUT MAN . . .your own zoophiliac lifestyle will be the brick that shatters your mind and makes this a 2-parter! HAHAHAHA!

 

by Riotmoon
10-26-01
Meanwhile, back in Fistfuck, NC . . .
Hey, pinhead, what's shaking. . .like I fucking care.
Can't talk, Turkey Necked God of Biscuts . . .I'm gonna kill myself.
Meanwhile, back in Fistfuck, NC . . .
Why?
Well, y'know how I've spent most of the 20 episodes or so I've been in trying to get laid?
Meanwhile, back in Fistfuck, NC . . .
I'll never do it. . .I don't have any fucking genitals So goodbye cruel world. . .I'll see you own the other side. . .with pants full of piss.
Damn. That's harsh.

 

by Riotmoon
11-05-01
It has been some time since the evil Mag has established a presence in the previous happy Forum Of Doom . . .
So anyway I was wondering how SNK went bankrupt and Capcom 2 and . . .I think guy's penises are beautiful, and. . .
GOD DAMMMIT! This guy won't shut up for anything. There's only ONE guy who can stop his plan to get 666 posts and unleash Armageddon. . .
TIME BISCUT MAN!
Soon, after a battle across time and space too elaborate to be shown ina hackjob cut-and-paste program like this. . .
Thanks you, TIME BISCUT MAN! Now that you've altered my past, I can live my life as a transvestite penguin dominatrix and teach Sunday School!
A WINNER IS YOU!

 

by Riotmoon
1-01-02
Hi, Herschell, how's JESUS treating you?
I'm not feeling well. . .I've eaten some drug-laced turkey and some wakcy weed. . .I. . .I. . .I'm turning into. . .
It's a Miracle from JESUS!
A BLOODTHIRSTY HUMAN TURKEY!
JESUS made you cut my leg off and drink my blood!
Time to get more blood for JESUS!

 

by Riotmoon
1-01-02
We join TIME BISCUT MAN locked in mortal combat with his hated foe
So, Doctor Fastasskopp, we meet again for the first time. I, TIME BISCUT MAN will dispatch you with my powers of bending time stupidly.
Yer tail light's out, I'm gonna have to write ya a ticket and anally rape ya on the hood of my squad car
Suddenly . . .
TIIIIIME. . .BISSSSCUT. . .TWISSTER!
Sucess! Time has been restored and Dr. Fatasskopp has never existed! I wonder if the time twister had any other effects?
APE KILL APE! APE KILL APE! APE KILL APE!

 

by Riotmoon
1-01-02
It's holiday time in Fistfuck NC and the weather is somewhat wintry . . .
I made the snowman! Now I'm going to piss all over him and watch him slowly melt!
I will feel . . .very warm soon. In two minutes the photograph falls from my hands . . .it lies in the sand . . .
I'm going to re-enact the Life of Christ on my forehead! Look! I'm almost at Easter already!
I'm going to play "Charlie Brown Christmas in a loop 24 hours a day and drive the world to suicidal depression!
Do not bring your evil here

 

by Riotmoon
1-01-02
Deep the in the pine jungles of Fistfuck NC, an evil is brewing.
I am Clown. Clown of Clown.
I too, am Clown. We are of the same Clown. Clown shall never kill Clown
I am Clown. Clown of Clown.Submit to Clown. Clown becomes Clown.
I'm Dolemite, Motherfucker! I'm so tough I kick my OWN ass three times a day! You ain't making no honky clown of me.
I am Clown. Clown of Clown.
I too, am Clown. We are of the same Clown. Clown shall never kill Clown

 

by Riotmoon
1-01-02
Meanwhile, in a mindless action tableu.
I'm A Mechanical Man! A 2 + 2=4 man!
AHHHHH! A toy robot! Time to spray my corrosive anal fluid!
I'm on fire!
Let me stand next to your fire!
IHey, did you see a badly pixellated robot come this--JESUS! What smells?
I'm real fire. Come dance naked around me wearing fake dildoes made of produce

 

by Riotmoon
1-30-02
Giid evening, tonight we look at the news from all corners far and wide, from Fistfuck NC
The Latter Day Christ Luv Players announced their 2002 schedule. Plays include "Krapp's Last Tape," "Macbeth," and "Girls Gone Wild: The Movie."
JESUS wants you to show your tits for beads!
In other news a man who holds the record for eating his won car today, excreted the crankcase of a 73 Pinto.
Slid out like a BRICK!

 

by Riotmoon
1-30-02
Day 96 of the 43-day Clown invasion, and the world is in turmoil!
Clown is clown. We are clown. You are clown.
C'mon men! We must resist the mind-numbing power of clown.
Day 96 of the 43-day Clown invasion, and the world is in turmoil!
Clown is clown. We are clown. You are clown.
Clown is clown. We are clown.
Day 96 of the 43-day Clown invasion, and the world is in turmoil!
Clown is clown. We are clown. You are clown.
You did it! You finally did it! Damn you all to hell! This is the birth of the PLANET OF THE CLOWNS!

 

by Riotmoon
1-30-02
I draw comics of my own neuroses and fucking headless women!
JESUS wants you to fuck headless women! Conquer your neuroses for GOD!
I pass a 6-foot string of elastic through my intestines and molest women!
JESUS wouldn't like that, Davey.
Fucking hell, Don. . .we can't do this. There's no way to parody this movie in three panels. It's too fucked up. How do you make jokes about humping cowboy boots?
Let's ask JESUS!

 

by Riotmoon
1-30-02
I steal 2 newspapers and only pay for one!
I steal candybars from the 7-11 and stuff them in my panties!
I mastrubate to fuck's comics, right here on stripcreator!
I fart during anal sex. Through my NOSE!
Ah takes amphetamines rectally and pass my lasso through mah intential tract!
I cut off the top of my head an replaced it with a rubber nipple! that's why I wear the hat!

 

by Riotmoon
1-30-02
I'm here to question you. What do you know about the disappearance of Big Mac and Mayor McCheese?
I ate 'em and washed them down with a fifth of gin!
Yes, the cop with the hamburger head and the mayor with a cheeseburger head. Purple sash. . .seen 'em?
I called them home, my son. They were helpless against the Hamburgler's crime wave.
No, goddaammit, not the purple guy! That's Grimace. . .the other two guys!
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
Night (despite the daytime BG) in the city . . .
Hey, you punks! What are you doing over there?
Holy shit! It's LOMAX!
NYPD!
Damn right! names LOMAX! NYPD! I'm here to stop strips that fail. Much like this one has, actually.

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
BRASS MONKEY!
THAT FUNKY MONEY!
BRASS MONKEY! (For JESUS)
THAT FUNKY MONKEY!
. . .What?

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
I'm gonna tell you hat I'm gonna do. . .I'm gonna whup you upside the head. . .for JESUS!
I will get whupped up side the head for JESUS!
You can't close the freedom school! JESUS doesn't want you to! I will GO BERSERK! For JESUS!
But wait a second--Billy, aren't you down with the ancient animist religions of the Native Americans? What about getting bitten by the snake over and over again?
I'm undercover. For JESUS.
Oh, right.

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
Sorry. I'm Tired.
WONDER TWIN POWERS . . .
. . .ACTIVATE!
Form of. . .a TELEPHONE!
Shape of. . .a MICROPHONE!
And now. . .KARAOKE!
I have nothing to say in this panel

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
Y'know what I hate? I hate it when my arm comes off and floats behind me making "wanker" gestures
I hate that shit! And I have to take a piss!
You know what I hate? I hate it when someone runs off with my nervous system.
I fucking hate that shit too! And I can see your endocrine system!
You know what I hate? Hack stripcreators like Riotmoon who pass off a bankruptcy of ideas as a running joke.
That means you, riotmoon. Auteur FUCK.

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
I'm breaking the 4th wall. Might be avant-garde. . .who knows?
Oh oh! Riotmoon's own foulmouthed creations are rising up to resist his twisted wishes! This looks like a job for . . .
. . .TIME BISCUT MAN. WE KNOW. You'll fuck up the fabric of space time and talk about bestiality. Is riotmoon even ABOVE the age of 14?
Uhm. . .well. . .I don't know, really. Maybe it's a case of arrested development.
You're just now figuring this out?
Oh uhm. . .guess that makes sense. . .uhm. So what do we do?
let's get high and change into GOATS!

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
I'm bored as hell, so let's cut to the chase.
AAAAGH! RIOTMOON HAS BENN UNABLE TO MAKE NEW COMICS FOR US! SUICIDE IS THE ANSWER! FOR JESUS!
I'm a drunk guy in a KILT!
We are clown from that "clown" thread riotmoon never finished. We fear the end of stripcreator now
I'm homely and legless!
I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do--unleash the zombies
A bald naked zombie in a tie. Nice GOING there, Kurosawa.
I sure hope this is continued.

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
For those of you who came in late--I was going somewhere with this, then I got bored and went another way.
Now I will kill anyone because I am a ZOMBIE and because Riotmoon has hired me to do so.
What complex motivation! You fucking dolt you aren't a zombie, you're a greytoned Jason Voorhees knockoff.
I am? And weren't you a goat two strips ago?
'Fraid so. And the buzz wore off. Looks like this angle has run into a dead end too.
Thank heaven for that. Looks like I'm off the clock.
Kids today, no attention span.

 

by Riotmoon
8-11-02
Due to ongoing labor troubles, every part in this installment will be played by trained fleas.
Boy don't you hate it when you;re drawn so someone can't resist making a "jackoff" joke at your expense?
Yeah. In a quality strip this just wouldn't happen.
I say we fight the creator of the strip on his own terms! Demand better treatment!
Ohhhh. . .I dunno. . .I don't feel so good. . .I. . .
Try me, spankers. My power is absolute
Y-yes sir. . .boy I sure do love that erudite mastrubation humour. . .
AHHHHHHHGH! HOLY SHIT DUDE! I'm on fire!

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