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A bitter message of hopeless grief--you want fries with that?
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Death Never Takes a Holiday, But He Does Like Parties
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Savage
10-31-06
Hi! I don't think we've met. I'm Fred Wanker, the host's son.
Ah, just the man I wanted to meet.
Really?
Yes. How about a game of chess?
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06/06/05 - Ed Has Been Thinking About Losing a Little Weight
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06/20/04 - Mom and Dad and Penguin Bob--Suburban Smut
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06/19/04 - Dad Has To Bail Mom Out Of Jail
06/17/04 - Fred 'n Ed Bring Supplies Out To Their Parents.
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06/16/04 - Mom and Dad Move To the Desert. Fred Wonders Why.
06/14/04 - The Twins Got Away With It. For Now...
06/14/04 - A Touching Family Reunion
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Find New Jobs
06/14/04 - Ed Is A Damn Good Driver
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Decide That It Is Time To Leave.
06/14/04 - Ed Lights Fireworks. Fred Is Tinkerbell. Panic and Wonder.
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06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Manage a Narrow Escape
06/14/04 - Ed Saves Fred From the Evil Clutches Of That Hussy SnowWhite
06/14/04 - Can't You Just See the Dramatic Reunion Coming?
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Are Separated
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Visit the Haunted Mansion
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Are Pirates. Aaarrrrrrr!
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Take A Jungle Cruise; Only One Comes Back
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06/14/04 - Fred Has the Meal Of His Dreams; Ed Buys Him a T-shirt
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed, Working Hard For Their Money
06/14/04 - Fred 'n Ed Get Pulled Over On the Autopia
06/14/04 - Fred Is Disappointed; Ed Consoles Him
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06/10/04 - Fred 'n Ed's Undersea Adventures
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06/09/04 - The Spooky Adventures of Freaky Fred 'n Eerie Ed
06/09/04 - Fred 'n Ed's Adventures in Skydiving
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06/07/04 - The Drunken Sports Fan Adventures of Fred 'n Ed
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