No. But I have an important piece of advice for you. Everyone you could possibly vote for is self-serving, venal, and corrupt. But a man must do the best he can with whatever he has.
Uh-huh. So what is your advice?
Vote drunk; vote often.
Oh, I've already got that covered! I've voted 46 times already, and I'm always drunk!
You make me weep with joy. Say, do you have any bourbon? I just ran out.
