All my life I've been told that I don't have enough money to do what I want to do. All my life people keep BS'ng me, who says I don't have enough money?
Boy, is he in for a shock.
I say it. You don't have enough money to take a taxi to the end of the block, let alone join an elitist secret society.
So what? They have to let me in, I'm a gay white male, isn't that good enough?
