Hi! We're a bunch of unkempt, pissed-off looking teenage punks off the street. We'd like to swarm up to the CEO's office with this video crew and berate her, the company, and its products.
Um, no.
What? You won't let us go up? That is conclusive proof that your company makes harmful products! We're going to stand here on your private property and shout and act aggressive until you let us up!
Um, then I have to ask you have to leave.
AHA! THERE! WE'RE GOING TO PUT THIS EXCHANGE ON NATIONAL TV SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT YOUR COMPANY IS CONSPIRING TO KILL UNDERAGED CHILDREN!
No, if they were, they'd've issued me a gun for times like this...
