Ah, good! Please tell me why you think you'd be good at telemarketing.
Well, I've been a full-time bum on the street for 12 years prying what I could out of people through sheer annoyance and guilt.
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A DESK!!!
'Scuse me. I'm out here visiting my kids who were taken away while I was on heroin. I'm coming off it now, thank Jesus, but I'm still not on my feet so could you give me $5 for the bus? God bless.
