Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the
Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space