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| When I was young, I had all the women, the booze, and the wild times, and wanton sex I could get at! But now that I'm old, you know what brings me the most pleasure? | |
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| The possibility of a successful bowel movement. | |
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| I hope you learn something from all this. | |
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| I've learned not to let an old person plan my bachelor party. | |
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