No Longer Topical

Author: Scyess

Date: April 7, 2011

by Scyess
4-07-11
My dad thinks I should join the army. But I feel obliged to tell you... I'm gay.
That's fine.
Uh, wait... don't I have to stay out now?
No. We're cool with it. We even issue fishnets and garter belts standard to new recruits.
DAMN YOU, OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!
What the hell are you wearing on your legs?