Jim

Author: Scyess

Date: February 14, 2002

by Scyess
2-14-02
Welcome to the Veggie Bistro. Our specials today are pulverized soy curd with natural wheat germ flavor and soy curd pulverized and flavored with germ of wheat.
What the hell kind of choice is that?
Don't freak out, dude. I can also ask the chef to make his special wheat-germ soy curdlets served pulverized. It's delicious!
You're a freak, boy. You can keep your soy wierdness; I'm going somewhere where they serve food fit to eat!
Later on, at the Cannibalism Cafe
Excellent choice, sir. The chef recommends this prepared medium-well.
No way, boy. I like my babies on the bloody side.