Scyess
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Based on an idea I got from andydougan I'd like to post a Dramatis Personae. But since I don't know those words I'm just going to introduce the

Cast

Jon -- idiot savant occasional super hero and main character. He longs for romance while women long for him to go away. Terribly original I know.
Jim -- cowboy and pervert Jim enjoys abusing those weaker than himself. He has a soft spot for pedophilia.
Tataki -- Jon's main love interest. She's cute violent and totally uninterested in sex or romance.
Cowdjinn -- Jon's best friend a pink cow who lives chained in his closet.
Samantha -- demonic sub-creature and the only female friend Jon has.
Earl -- a spiritual pilgrim Earl wanders the earth looking for truth.
Sanna -- Jon's other roommate & the only normal person around
etc. -- damn; out of space

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Indisposed

by Scyess
3-05-01

Jon, back at home, is still stuck in his squirrel suit.


	ring ring


	}}}misery{{{

Speakerphone.


	Hello, Jon? growl This is Samantha. grunt drool I was wondering if you were snort up for a couple of drinks tonight? slurp smack


	I'd love to, Samantha, but I've just spent all day stuffed into an 11" squirrel suit, and I can't get out! I couldn't stand the agony of being seen in public anymore like this.

The number of cordless roatary speakerphones around here is mind-boggling, don't you agree?


	Oh really? smack Then prepare to know the agony grunt of using lame bursh-off lines on a Lord of Hell! snort drool


	No, really! I'm serious! Please don't rip away my flesh again! Aw, man, today sucks.

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Scyess
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