Maybe I can get out of this by telling him he's had another birthday...
And this came from the right side of my septum. Being a SEPTUagenarian, of course, I can produce wonders from both sides of my septum. ...just one of my many SEPTUagenarian skills...
..ooOO{ hhmmm... }
GAH!
AHA! NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT AN -OCTO-GENARIAN CAN DO!
On second thought, maybe I should just rely on my ability to run faster than he can.
Now from the left septum -- that's my SEPTUagenarian septum -- can also produce wonders. Take this, for example...
