Stupid Aphorisms

If you're living your life by any principle simple enough to fit on a bumper sticker, you're probably an idiot. These comics celebrate that fact.

by Scyess
6-11-02
They say we were given two ears but only one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.
Really? I heard it was because in an emergency, you could eat one ear and still have one left.
But I'm open-minded. I'll try out your theory if you try out mine.
Sometimes I wish you were given two ears and no mouth.

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