ShadowChaotics  

So your alright? I mean being burnt up in a fire can hurt...

Yeah i'm alright, the doctors say the swelling will go down in a couple weeks...

I told you to be warned, shes a couple nails short of a toolbox if you get it...

The doctors also say that I wont be able to make children...

Oh man...thats so wrong....

Yeah, but if you ask me she was kinda cute...