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by ShadowChaotics
12-16-02
Life is unfair...
What's wrong man?
Everyone's just wanting to be rich and famous, there's no point...
Aw cmon man, look at me! Im a friggin squirrel!!! I dont care about money!
*sigh* I guess you're right, ill turn over a new leaf, so what do you say squirrel?
Anal it is!

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-16-02
Los Angeles, 2005
*ugh* What is all this?
Wow, did you do this all by yourself?
What? What do you mean?
I had just showed up and this was all destroyed, completely obliterated...
Your saying I had something to do with it?
I'm saying that your the only person alive in the city, how could you have not done this?

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-16-02
What are you talking about? I couldn't do all this!!!
You mean to tell me you don't have any memory left?
Memory of what? All I remember is a flash, then this, what's going on?
You've lost more memory than expected, Your in Los Angeles, California. The year is 2005, your... [code]name is Alpha, I am Omega, You'll find out more, soon, but I have to leave for now.
Wait! What do you mean codename? What is all this? What do I do?
You are my kinsmen, my brother, we are designed to destroy, to vaporize, but you know enough now, I will take my leave. {Vanishes}

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-16-02
The Nevada Desert
*Ow* My feet are killing me, I need some water and rest....
What was his name again? I never got it..."Omega" was it? ugh im too tired to think.
I need to find some answers, how did that city get destroyed, and how did he know me so well? I dont remember having a brother...

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-17-02
The nearest city is Las Vegas, i've got to go and get help...
Las Vegas, Nevada
What?! What happened here?
Oh my god... Something went terribly wrong here...

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-17-02
What? Whats that sound?
*uhhh* Ow...
Woah! Who are you?!
Uhhh, Owww, my leg, help me!
Hold on, I'll help!
Ow, all I saw was a flash, and a masked man, Wait, you look like him...Who are you!?

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-17-02
That splint should hold out, So what happened?
All I remember is getting into my car and I looked out the window and a masked man was floating in the air, he yelled really loud, like he was in pain, then a I saw a big flash an....
What? What the hell! No!
Ahhhhh!!!
You! You will pay!
So we meet again brother, I knew you'd probably show up here, so I cleaned up the place first!

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-18-02
How could you do all this?! You will pay with your life!
Oh really? Your in no place to say what happens to me.
She wasn't doing anything wrong and you kill her in cold blood! You are a monster and like one you shall die!
Hold your tongue, I am a weapon of mass destruction, and I will carry out my own will, not you, not anyone can stop me!
You will fall before me NOW!
As you wish brother, En Garde!

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-18-02
Grrrrrr *my anger is rising* GRRRRRR...*what is this feeling?* AHHHHH!!!! *wait! whats happening?*
What? What the?
HYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
wha? AHHHHH!!!!
*huff**huff* Ugh....

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-18-02
New York, NY
Dude, like, doesn't that hurt dude?
Yes, and it hurts even more with you talking to me
Your harsh dude.
Arent I? Now get outta my face you neo-modern hippie muffin
*sniff*

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-19-02
Channel 54, 11:56 p.m.
"Hello kiddies, Do you like dinosaurs? Do you like Narcotics? Well come on down to Gerassic Park! Free shot with every visit!"
"Yes, you come, you get high, we get rich, we all happy!"
"Here in Gerassic Park we have lots of dinosaurs! Even stoned dinos! Plus games galore! with varied prizes such as weed and coke you can get messed up on! Even a dino petting zoo!"
"Colors... ...AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
Seriously though, why do they advertise free drugs to children for money? Those greedy corporate bastards...
Come on man, its a free shot with every visit, you can't beat that deal!

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-20-02
CRUSH ALL THE HU-MANS!
Oh great Red Robot, now you've destroyed the whole city! What do you have to say for yourself this time?
I WILL CRUSH YOU, INSIGNIFICANT CARBON-BASED LIFEFORM!
OW! UGH! HELP ME!!!
Actually it's a call for help...

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
On a neopets chat, gravensword has a convo with badness about harrassment
This girl is stalking me! I'm pretty scared!
SHE DON'T MESS WIT MY MAN!!!
Well im just saying, it's not right for that kind of harrassment, it's really freakin me out!
I'LL SMACK THAT HO UP!!!
are you even listeneng to me?!
SHE'S GONNA GET IT!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword in FC for the first time
So this is FC huh? Hey i'm from GC, how's everybody?
GO AWAY YOU N00B!!!
Actually I come here often, I was just...
SAVE IT, GO BACK TO N00BISH GC YOU LOSER!!!
Fine! I will!!! *sniff*
HAHAHAH LETS GO MAKE SOME MORE COMICS PPL!!! DERRRRRR@$@%

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword and chibikits chatting
yeah so ur right, im not a GC n00b! i should show people in the FC that im not!
sounds good to me, i'll help ya!
gravensword and chibikits chatting
i'll show them! by giving out 10,000np to random people!
thats a little old isnt it? plus u cant have that much money...
gravensword and chibikits chatting
there are many secrets im not at liberty to release!
god what a weirdo

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
casual talk in the FC
wow arii, ur really nice!
lol yeah, i know, but...
but wha....OMG!?!?!?
AH!!!! ohhh man....
MWAHAHAH!!!! FC N00b PATROL! GO BACK TO GC U N00B!!! and gimme another 10K for the road!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword chats on the FC...
Yeah so u always post so late, something wrong with ur comp?
no, i just dont care
oh, well, thats nice, yeah so hows that krawk fund comin along?
good enough, you oxymoron
yeah.....ok....
XDXDXD

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
One morning in the FC...
Hey so like, whats goin on in there?
Oh taint3d, i love u so much!
Uhhh...i wanted to talk to clamped but ok....
I love u too, clamped...
Awww...Man....
*smoochsmoochsmooch*

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
I feel I need to address something.
I realize my last comic (FC Chat #5 XDXDXD) Was very mean.
And my apologies go to both taint3d and clamped, I am deeply sorry... so im going to sacrifice a pig to my closet god to redeem myself

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
Ugh, why do we have to do this....ok so what do u want?...
Yeah, i have no idea why clamped wanted it like this....ooooh....cheese....so freakin good...
Yeah but lets just do it anyway
Ok...Ill take a triple cheese burger, hold the meat and bread, and ill take 1 cheese log and a couple cans of EZ Cheeze....
Good god whats wrong with her, who needs all that cheese? what? oh no!
Ur gonna get it

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword has been thrown in jail!
Seriously tho im concerned.
What for idgit?
well i got put in jail for that show thing u did, i dont know how but i ended up in jail...because of you
Hey man, not my prob ya know?
ok well im gonna need to get out here if you havent noticed
yeah and id like a solid gold cheese log but what are ya gonna do?

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
Outside of the FC Prison
thank you so much taint3d for bonding me outta jail...really means a lot to me
Hey no problem, anytime!
Yeah i dont know clamped's problem, all this talk about ducks and cheese is scarin me, ya know...what a sec...WTF?!?!?!?
holy crap on a jesus stick, how do u do it
HAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT OFF THAT FREE!?! GET ME MY CHEESE!!!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword chattin with his buddy
Yeah there's this girl i know on the FC, shes crazy man, shes wacko
really? i wouldnt know, i stay in RP all the time, if i see her ill try and find out whats up
Dude, u there? whats up man?.....oh no....why god...
AHHHHHH!!!!!
Next Comic : The Hulk Meets FC!!!
clamped why in gods name did u do that, he was my best friend!
he didnt have any cheese, and i get angry when i dont have cheese....you dont want to see me when im angry....

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
Central FC City
CLAMPED! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
...MUST...HAVE... CHEESE... ARGHHHHH!!!!!
OH NO! GET THIS GIRL SOME CHEESE SOMEONE!!!....its too late!!!!
I... AM... THE... CHEESY DESTROYER!!! *BOOOM*
*cough* *cough* ....wheres ....kraft when you... need them...*ugh*
MWAHAHA!!! I WILL EAT ALL THE KRAFT I WANT!!!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword and taint3d on the FC
I think its time to have an intervention, ive had enough of clamped and her insanity
Yeah, just don't go overboard, she might go medieval on you.
Clamped, i think its time for you to get a grip on reality, im scared for my safety
Hahaha, yeah right idgit, you have no idea how far the rabbit hole goes...Bwahahaha
See, shes crazy, nothing we can do... lets go get a shake
your treat!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword with his friend on the RP
So your alright? I mean being burnt up in a fire can hurt...
Yeah i'm alright, the doctors say the swelling will go down in a couple weeks...
I told you to be warned, shes a couple nails short of a toolbox if you get it...
The doctors also say that I wont be able to make children...
Oh man...thats so wrong....
Yeah, but if you ask me she was kinda cute...

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword chats with slipknotjoe2001 on the GC
Yeah so that first episode of Gundam Wing was freakin awesome ya know?
Why do you like that anime crap anyway? cartoons are for kids!
Dude anime rocks! You should see the uncut Samurai-X, theres blood and guts and...
*sniff*
Hey everyone check this n00b out! He likes little kid cartoons!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword and clamped talking on AIM
Clamped i gotta say im sry i dissed da cheese...
Its okay....*SMACK*
OUCH! WTF WAS THAT FOR?!
YOU DONE DISSED DA CHEEZE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
God that hurt, you cant just go around smacking people who apologize to you...
Yeah your right....im sorry....*SMACK*

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
gravensword scopes the FC
Hey little girl, have you seen a girl named Madi around anywhere?
Yeah, I am Madi!
I thought you were older....so....how thi...wtf!?
What?
What happened to Madi!?!?!
I am Madi doofball!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
O..K...how do you keep changing shapes?!
I have magic cheeze sauce that I drink every night before bed!
Right....
What?

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
Somewhere in a secret base in Russia
Behold, I am the Great Cheeze Queen, formerly known as clamped, This is my Assistant Chuckie
*churp*
I have come to steal all of the worlds cheeze and store it in this container
*churp* *scratch*
Now only me and chuckie can enjoy the cheezy goodness of cheeze!
*idiot*

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
Somewhere in America
Chuckie! Go fetch me all the cheeze from this state right now!
*churpchurp* *scratch*
....
*churp*
FINE! NO CHEEZE FOR YOU EVER! MWAHAHAHAHA! time to look for a new assistant...

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
cheeze queen and gravensword on the FC
I know we're on uneasy terms but i need something
What could a raging psycho possibly want besides cheeze? fine go ahead
I've lost my last assistant on my cheeze quest and i need u to be my next assistant...
No way you crazy psy....AHHH!!!!
Why are people such idiots...

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-20-03
Somewhere in America...
Ok T.V. ive accepted you as my new assistant, out of the three people i've had as assistants your the smartest and best...
"On local news today, A Virginia man robs a..."
Ok now I need you to go fetch all the cheese from this state for me...
"...with special sauce and a double shot of cheese on your burger..."
3 Hours Later
Ah your back! OMG! Thats the most cheeze ive ever seen in my life! I LOVE YOU T.V.!!!
"...so i said Craig! You gotta gettoutta my house!!! *audience laughter*"

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-21-03
gravensword mysteriously lands on the planet AZXDSFG
Omg! where am i!
Hello earthling and welcome to the planet AZXDSFG!
Uhhh wow whats up? i thought there were man-eating lion things here....
Oh no, we are a peaceful, cheeze loving race, actually, we live for cheeze...we love cheeze...do you have cheeze?
Oh No...OH NO!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
What? Did you say cheeze! I LOVE CHEEZE!!!

 

by ShadowChaotics
7-21-03
gravensword and princess_adopt on the FC
Sorry about that room thing, just pretend that never happened...*cough*
Yeah i was wondering how you could get a bedroom to float...
Well, its all got to do with a strip of duct tape and some ducks...
What?!
Nothing
*smack*

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-04-03
M.T.V. Satellite, Somewhere in high earth orbit
Yo yo shup, We kickin it live from da MTV satellite strait abuv yo hed son, we rolling the TOP 10 HITS from 2050 right here, RIGHT NOW!!! HAHA!
Yeah, this is the Top 10 Musical hits of 2050 From the Official MTV Satellite, We hope you enjoy the program.
YEAH! STRAIT UP SHUN! OK WE GOIN KICK IT RIGHT HERR! Ma names Ralphy and i'll be yo lizard man from wizard land!
My name is Quintin, happy to meet you.
Yeah yeah, crank dat shiznit! Ok #10 on the countdown is ACDC with there 57th album single, "Kickin in the Bedpan"!
In there 90's and still kickin, Here it is!

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-04-03
ACDC with "Kickin it the Bedpan
Hey black man? You kickin it like a bedpan? Cant mess with this bitch! * cough *
Unnnhhhh
Explosions killing your life! Ambulance lights flashing, We keep the party bashing this bitch! *ack* *spit*
Der?!
Police try and get us, but we make em look like a dying fetus! This bitch! KIIIAKIN IT IN THAT DIRTY SHITTY BEDPAN!!!! OH YEAAEAEAEAAEAH!!!
Who wants chicken!?

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-04-03
THAT WAS STUPID FREAKY! WITH THAT ZOMBIE AND SHIYAT!
That wasn't their zombie, that was their bassist
Oh shit he plays guitar too! IM GONNA GET ME WANNA THEM! YOU HEAR THAT BOB HOPE! IM GONNA GET YOU BIYATCH!
Next up is #9 on the countdown, Its by some old chick named Avril Lavigne, we just put this song on because she paid for it without money... * cough *
Oh shit she did you too! Dam she a ho!
Ok thats enough, now to the song! *idiot*

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-04-03
Avril Lavigne with "I just want to be different"
Tryin to live, in my car, No hope, Im under par, Im feelin on some crouches tonight! Britney Spears is fakin it, She wont be making it!
Tryin to get people to hate me, always they fake me, Im breaking the rules, and sucking lots of di*COUGH* ACK!
ACK!!!!!!
Like, just shutup already grandma! You know im the hottest, just look at my boobs! Ahahaha*squeek*!!! Britney Spears never gets old! I sold my soul to satan!

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-04-03
THOSE TITTIES WERE MAD REAL! NO FAKIN ON THAT BITCH!
Yes... wait, is that a joint in my mouth?
NEXT UP YO! ITS LITTLE JA RULE THA THERD! RULIN HIS HERD! YA HERD?!
*puff on cig*
HE GOIN KICK THIS SHIT WIT "BIGASS BOOTY HOS IN THIS LAB!"
*exhale smoke*

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-23-03
#7 or something, "Big Ass BOOTY HOS IN DIS LAB!!!"
DAAAAAAMN LOOK AT THAT FAT ASS!

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-23-03
WTF?
Hello
My name is Jesus
I didn't like that show so I made that satellite crash into the moon. Haha.

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-23-03
At ease, Soldier
General. The yanks are marching through Gettysburg now. Its time to take a stand, for the last time.
Attention Yankee General, You are hereby condemned for your Actions against the Confederacy, Say anything will you?!
F*** THE CONFEDERACY!
H4KK TH3 PL4N3T!
Ouch.
Die you Yankee WH***!

 

by ShadowChaotics
8-23-03
Hi gravensword, sorry to bother you but I *accidentally* filled your car with cheeze and pushed it off a cliff. And your cat, and your mailbox.
*snap*
OH MY GOD NO!
HAHA! YOUR DEAD! YOUR SUFFERING AND DEAD! DIE! *SLASH* DIE! *HACK*
Hope you don't mind. Hey is that blood coming out of your ears?

 

by ShadowChaotics
10-19-03
Gravensword, after getting 0VV^31>
The life of a gamer is a hard one. With so much competition involved, its hard to keep up. Especially with a 500MHz Athlon processor. I just cant keep up with the 2.8GHz Intel P4 community.
56MB RAM, yeah, feel sry for me, I deserve pity. If only my parents knew how an under-supplied gamer feels. Damn them. But thank god for my cable modem. Its the only thing keeping me with everyone.
Not to mention im using a Gateway. That just puts the icing on the whole friggin cake. And a smelly cake at that. I am a soldier with no rifle, a priest with no choir boy. You will all pay. l053r5.

 

by ShadowChaotics
10-19-03
I've gotten some emails from people who didn't know wtf the siblings was. So I will explain to the best of my knowledge.
Before you can understand it really good, You should watch a kickass anime called TRIGUN, search for it on google or something. I made that series out of boredom and my love for TRIGUN.
In trigun there are 2 brothers, Vash (good brother) destroys a city. And the brothers hate each other, watch the anime and you'll understand. I was bored when I made it, lol

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-14-03
maccin...
YEAH, SO THIS IS AN AWESOME PARTY HUH?
...psh...
HA, YEAH I THINK THATS COOL TOO, SO WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
...freakin loser
O, OH, ILL JUST BE OVER HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK! WHOOOO!

 

by ShadowChaotics
12-14-03
DnD r00lz...
Right, so i'll be the Half-Elven Sorcerer, and you'll be the Cleric of Cuthbert
Agreed, Lee will be the Rogue and Greg will be the Figher, Ruben will be the lingering idiot
I'll be DM because its my Dungeon, its gonna be tricky, trust me...
Nothing is too 'tricky' for the almighty power of St.Cuthbert! All Hail Cuthbert! LORD OF JUSTICE!
...psh...all i'd have to do is cast disintigration on your face, where would your 'almighty' justice be then?
I cant recall a Sorcerer ever doing that while a +5 Mace was being slammed into their cranium.

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