ShadowChaotics  

Ok T.V. ive accepted you as my new assistant, out of the three people i've had as assistants your the smartest and best...

"On local news today, A Virginia man robs a..."

Ok now I need you to go fetch all the cheese from this state for me...

"...with special sauce and a double shot of cheese on your burger..."

Ah your back! OMG! Thats the most cheeze ive ever seen in my life! I LOVE YOU T.V.!!!

"...so i said Craig! You gotta gettoutta my house!!! *audience laughter*"