Shadow_Artist
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Comic Competition Success

Honourable Mentions = CC134 / CC10001000 / CC139 / CC233

I've won BTC24 and WW47.

CC135 - Warning! Entry 4: Smoking's Bad For Your Wealth

by Shadow_Artist
8-04-02

Warning: Smoking Causes Cancer


	Cancer! You never told me I'd get cancer, Mr Nicotine! Perhaps I should quit while I've still got my hair...


	Don't go soft on me now, Rich Asian Girl! My father smoked all his life and he lived to be a ripe old age!


	Well, I guess you've got a point, and I do love my newly discoloured teeth. Okay, bring on the smoking!


	That's my girl! Smoking never killed anyone!


	So by the end you'd convinced her to smoke 135 cigarettes an hour?


	Yep. I'd also convinced her to rewrite her will. I now own a collection of rare stamps worth $2.5 million!