SpacemanBill  

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I am a professional collector of dust and three time Nascar champion. I enjoy pottery, smoking said pottery, and long walks on the beach. I am seeking an Asian woman who will love me for who I am, and not my money. Though I will give you fifteen bucks.
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by SpacemanBill
11-10-01
Let's see...I grab a dollar bill, then end up in a post-apocalyptic-esque place in a trash can and—
HU-MAN!!! THINKING IS A CRIME!!!
Ah! A farm animal! You can help me—wait, wait, no you can't.
Correct, hu-man! You will come with me to HU-MAN PRISON!!
Later.... (With apologies to Jason Alexander, who's a real funny guy who'll never read this anyway)
Hi, I'm Jason Alexander.
Dammit.
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