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I am a professional collector of dust and three time Nascar champion. I enjoy pottery, smoking said pottery, and long walks on the beach. I am seeking an Asian woman who will love me for who I am, and not my money. Though I will give you fifteen bucks.
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by SpacemanBill
Jason, tell me, why are evil donkeys in control of the world?
Well, a long, long time ago, the great donkey revolution took place. They've been in power ever since.
My GOD!! How could this have happened?! How long was I in that trash can?! Why did I grab that dollar?!
Dollar, you say? You mean...THE DOLLAR OF DOOM?!!!
Dollar of doom? That might explain why I seemingly traveled into a donkey-ruled future.
That and the fact I haven't moved an inch.
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