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| Spankling here. I'm not really a butt dusting hole snake, but I play one on the internet. Well... okay, maybe I step over the line now and... but that's not tonight's message! | |
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| I'm here to invite all you young ladies to do something I know will do you a world of good - masturbate regularly. Now I can hear you already. | |
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| "How will I find the time? I might feel silly! How will I find my g-spot when the entire football team failed?" | |
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| Just put all those thoughts aside and get busy with a buzzing household appliance. Ask your doctor or pharmacist how. Enjoy the beauty and wonder that is your crotch. | |
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| If any of you need help getting started I am available for 1-on-1 (or 2-on-1) consultations. And remember, you hold the key to your own happiness. | |
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| ... or at least you should several times a day. Have fun! And keep slapping that clam ladies! Thank you. | |
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