Gender Bender pt 1

Author: Spankling

Date: August 18, 2001

by Spankling
8-18-01
Hi... I was wondering if you could help...
Good LORD woman! You got here just in time, maybe a bit late! Let Jael take care of you right over there.
What a mess. This will take a complete make over, miss.
Actually, I'm a guy. And I just want directions to the Sears Tower.
First, we'll HAVE to get rid of that irritating pompadour.
I don't want a haircut!