It pays to be the new freshman girl with the long legs! I walk in and all the boys let me stride to the head of the line!
I bet I'll have dry-humped this bitch before she gains her 10 pounds from dorm food.
Wait until the ROTC gets a load of me.
I don't like the way he's been eyeing my package. I hope there isn't a big gay population here.
I_can't_believe_I_got_away with performing breast augmentation surgery for 7 years before someone read my diploma and discovered it was from the Bartenders Institute.
I could clep out of Manrape 101, but why miss out on all this fun?
