At a fund raiser for the Committee for the Unity of Naurotic Tentmakers (held in a tent of course).
Our membership has become scattered after the bombings. I'll be honest, I'm ready to bargain here. You want one of my daughters? take your pick! What_do_you_have_to_offer?
Well, I haven't listened to this William Shattner CD lately.
A CD? For one of my virgin daughters? You must be insane!
It's the one were he talks out "Disco Fever." And I'll even take the girl with the lisp.
I love thith country!
And now back to "Who's Wife Is It anyway?" *canned applause*
