Speez  

Wait, your two have been playing some game called Animal Crossing for the last five days?

Yeah, it is a mighty addicting game. Speez is having fun digging a hole and pushing balls into it.

What is the game about?

Hard to explain. You live in this town and you have to buy stuff for your house. Also, everyone is animals. Also, you have to fish.

That sounds gay.

Oh my god, Speez caught a butterfly! Go Speez!