Speez  

CP, you won't believe this, but in Animal Crossing, I got a pineapple!

Dude, that is so rad! We have to trade now!

Ok, but I want some peaches from you.

Dude, peaches are like gold in this game. A pineapple will give you a bowtie I dug out of the ground.

Let me get this strait. You convinced Speez to give you the pineapple if you gave him a dirty sock?

I know, isn't Animal Crossing great!