Straightshooter

pm : info

Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Malaise

by Straightshooter
4-28-06


	(Fake laugh) We're here with Nicholas Cage on the set of his FABULOUS new movie...


	(Feigned interest)But Nic, shouldn't you be in the desert or... at least Arizona?


	No, I've decided to take a whole new direction.


	(Clueless) And what direction is that?


	Uh, Animated... What the hell is wrong with you? Look how I'm dressed! We're talking in a FREAKIN' bedroom! It's a PORNO, jackoff! Can't I shock you people with anything??