Straightshooter  

Well, I'm not born again either. May I worship God now?

Just a few more questions. Would you consider yourself a rich or poor man?

Now what does that matter? I have learned God cares nothing about money!

He doesn't, we do.

Reverend, this is a house of worship, not a business! You aren't here to make money off of the congregation!

Son, you understand you're in Morehead, Kentucky don't you?