Straightshooter  

So, you have NO interest in marraige?

Nope, jest key-edz

Why do you want to have kids without being married?

Fore da mun-eye. I kun git tew thousund dollers fore each key-ed from the gover-mint if I ain't murried.

So, this is like a business for you?

Yep, I'm gonna be millun-air!