Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude #35

by Straightshooter
6-06-06


	Yeah, I understand you got a problem with my town Morehead?


	You're right, I do. The place is filled with lowlifes, the local government is full of corrupt good 'ol boys and your idea of progress is putting in a Taco Bell!


	Yes sir, you could say I have a problem with Morehead. It's pompous, backward Republican strongholds like this that keep it's citizens doped up and dumb that are killing this country!


	Oh, i thought you were upset one of my cops didn't give your cocaine back after they pretended to arrest you. Sorry to bother you.