Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude #42

by Straightshooter
6-21-06

You can't blame this on Morehead...


	Excuse me citizen, but where is everyone headed?


	We goin' to de All Americun festivol at de Ramada Inn! Ke-mon let's go!


	Is this the All-American festival?


	I don't mean to offend you, but aren't you an Arab? Why would an Arab throw a festival for a country you are at war with?


	Do you know of any odder kuntree dat gives low interest loans to us to buy up all de hotelz?