Straightshooter  

Dubbya? You mean George W Bush? I thought he couldn't serve another term?

He kant, but I'm still votin fer him as a thank yeww. He made me a lotta money!

But citizen, isn't the well being of your fellow man more important than money?

Hell no son! I gots me a fishin' boat and one of them big screen tee vees wit that money!

What about health care? Education? Social Security? The fact that there is a war going on? What about all that?

Dern, I'm missin' the Blue Collar Comedy Tour!