Straightshooter  

This is really awkward. If he catches you here, I'm dead...again.

I'm sorry, but I've been trying to get a hold of you for years now and you never return my messages.

I got them. I just don't know what you expect me to say?

You could tell me what I did for you to ignore me?

I'm really trying to get the negativity out of my life and I'm afraid I just can't listen to your problems anymore.

If you're not gonna do that, you might as well sit in some cubicle somewhere and...OHHHH