Straightshooter  

Look, why don't we cut the crap. No one is willing to help you but me.

And how would you do that?

The same way I've helped everyone in Morehead. I've given them incredible wealth, mind blowing sex and all the power they ever dreamed of.

Everyone here is poor and desperate. There's nothing here to have any power over!

Ohhh, this is Morehead, KY! I thought it was Morehead, MN. Sorry kid, you're on your own.

As always...