Straightshooter  

Well, I'll pass you, but it's not really clean enough to pass inspection.

What? I own nothing! I don't even use this room. How can it not pass inspection?

It's ok, but compared to some of the superior apartments in the complex, you just don't measure up.

'Superior'? This complex is full of addicts, whores and hillbillies!

You're looking at it the wrong way. It isn't that they are addicts, whores and hillbillies. It's that you're not. Understand?

No?