Straightshooter  

Well, I had given up hope and your son was NO help at all!

He's a little particular about who he helps nowadays. You know, he's been burned before.

And what's with the clothes? You look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy's grandfather!

I don't concern myself with material possesions, only being here for my flock.

Now that you are here, maybe you can finally help me.

Ok, make it fast though. I have to be 75 million places in the next hour.