Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

by Straightshooter
4-20-11


	Oh no! NOOO!! Do NOT tell me I DREAMED of meeting God! This CANNOT be!! I CANNOT accept this!!!!


	I'VE SPENT YEARS IN MOREHEAD, WAITING FOR HIM TO APPEAR AND WHEN HE DOES, IT'S A FUCKIN' DREAM??!!!!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!


	BURP Sorry pal, had to hit the head. Boy, don't have the Double Quarter Pounder around here after10:00, huh?


	I don't know if I should jump for joy or kick you in the nuts....