Straightshooter  

Hey, uh do yew know whure I kin git somethin like this?

Something like what? A fish?

Yeah, uh, do you have any old cellphones yo want to throw 'way?

Uh, nooo.

Oh, are yew sellin' anythin, cause I'm sellin my playstation... HAY, yew heard of Earnest Goes to Jail?

You ever heard of making sense?