Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

by Straightshooter
7-06-11


	Ugh, the music in this restaurant is terrible. Songs about father's wayyy too close to their daughters, Jesus being an American and riding in trucks...


	Yeah, today's hillbilly has gotten soft.


	Waylon Jennings, George Jones and Johnny Cash would sing about getting drunk, chasing women and riding horses.


	I'd like to kick your ass just once.